Some useful Unethical LifeHacks
Engage in the Art of Reciprocity
Buy someone something small (like a sandwich at lunch) during work/course or something. Watch them eventually buy you dinner
Offer 'gifts' when selling
The Hare Krishna movement did/do this fabulously. They give you a book 'for free' you feel obliged to give them money
Pretend you're a secret/mystery shopper
But tell the establishment. Watch yourself get some free stuff
Put hair in your food
In the most expensive item about 1/3rd of the way in
When you go the cinema ask what the different colour seats on the screen mean
There are always some excellent (largely) empty seats for disabled people with additional leg room. Wait for the trailers to finish. Go and sit there. You can do the same with Premier seats also.
Enroll in the cheapest/longest/easier e-learning program you can
Get a student card. Use it everywhere
Smudge a teeny bit of lipstick on a dress you're about to buy
Get a 10/15% discount
If you have a car, and get a flat tire, take a photo of it with your phone.
Keep it there, and the next time you are late for something, send a message telling whoever that you have gotten a flat tire WITH the image.
It works every time! (Maybe not the 2nd time)
Free napkins and condiments!
The next time you go to a diner, McDonalds, or any fast food place, you can steal napkins, salt, pepper, ketchup, or anything else they provide. Nobody is going to notice if 50 napkins go missing, and the salt and pepper are practically begging to be stolen!
Sound like you are sick (on the phone)
Hang your head over the side of your bed for about 5 minutes before when you call your boss telling them that you are sick. You’ll sound stuffed up. When you actually make the call, keep yourself in this position. If you want a shorter alternative, you can also scream into your pillow for 10 seconds straight, but this will hurt your throat so make sure it is worth it.
Jailbreaking
Jailbreaking is the process of removing the limitations on Apple’s devices. You can jailbreak your phone or iPad to download any app for free! You can even download apps that aren’t on the app store. However, this isn’t fair to the app developers and designers who make a living out of their apps.
Get Windows 10 for free
First of all, go this site.
Then, click “Upgrade Now”.
The Windows 10 installer will download and once you finish following the instructions, you will have the full version of Windows 10!
The reason that it is unethical is that you are lying about being disabled.
Cheaper Flight Tickets
To get a discount on flight tickets, you can delete your cache on whatever web browser you are using. It is even better to use incognito mode.
Get an item for free if you broke another one.
Buy an appliance that’s identical to the one your broke, swap them out, and return the broken appliance for a refund.
I don't endorse this behaviour of course :p
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